This is not the attention I was anticipating

Here are the top 4 questions I get asked while booting around town on Mimi;

1. Q: Does it run on gas or electric
   
2. Q: Do you need a license?
   
3. Q: How did much you pay for it?
   
4. Q: How much gas does it take?
   

Now let me mention who is asking me these questions. They are typically old greasy men who used ride their own scooter or moped back home. These men feel compelled to tell me stories of the good ol' days when they could go from town to town to go buy bread from their favourite bakery on their gas powered two wheeler. (Did I tell you that they are usually wearing a dirty wife beater and socks pulled up to their knees.) I just politely listen while I put on my helmet and bid them adieu. Of course, I toot my horn as I zoom away to make them smile or the rest of the day.