Sorry but I made a boo boo. My email is: itsasharonthing at hotmail dot com
This was brought to my attention by J who actually didn't want me to fix it so he'd have a better chance of winning the Zune. Loved that!
Once again please put Zune in the subject line. So far the entries a going very well. And funny. You are all proving to be quite witty. Well most are.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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Alright...here goes!
Do I deserve a ZUNE? .....I say...."why not?"
Why do I deserve a ZUNE?....cuz I'm so SASSY, it hurrrrrrts!
Here I am way way way up north, swattin flies.....now I dont mind be'in eaten every once in a while, but by black flies and mosquitos.......I gotta say NO WAY!
Yep thats right.... north, as in James Bay north! The frontier north, the Polar Bear Express north, that means hrs and hrs on a train north.....can you just imagine lyin back on the Polar Bear Express with F&$K All to do for 7 hrs, and thats one day dudes and dudettes!
The ZUNE would be perfect for those long train rides in and out of town.....HELLO! There are NO ROADS into town........20,000 songs, or 250 hrs of video or a combo....that and a 40 ouncer would get me down the tracks in style!
As for those long dark nights of winter which will be upon us up here soon enough....there aint much to do during those long dark nights...well...on the other hand...and speaking of hands...IT COUNTS IF YOUR ALONE ya know! It does...doesn't it? Anyway, alone or not.....watchin/listening to J-Lo, Madonna, Linkin Park while watching "the changing intersection between the solar wind and the earth's magnetic field" AKA The Aurora Borealis AKA The Northern Lights, would make for some pretty hot foreplay, again.... alone or not!
Plus, me being me, I'd like to be the only one in town with a ZUNE! I'd protect it with my life, and my Sig Sauer (google it!). I'd keep it in my locked and in my fireproof safe when I'm out 'on the road' working the streets.....not that kind of work! (No, really, not THAT kind of work, honest officer...we were just talkin'!) I'd never give the combination to anyone either.....NO WAY, they could take me hostage, pull out my toenails, shove bamboo under my finger nails, hey wait, I'm not sure but I dont think there is any bamboo up here! They'll never get to my ZUNE! (Hmm interesting nickname for somethin else they'll never get!)
Of course, I would share my ZUNE with a few select people.....wait a second, I'm new in town so that list is very very short! But I would share my ZUNE with my very own VIKING! Yes, it's true, I have my very own pure blooded NORWEGIAN VIKING! Tall, blond, blue eyed, a true savage.....there I go talkin about being eaten again....oops, is that allowed here? Yeah, me thinks so....after all if its a sharonthing.......you'd understand!
Good luck to all you other potential entries........no really I mean that in a 'ha ha you dont have a chance' sort of way!
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